I swear, It was like this before I picked it up.
3. Biggest Save Ever Experienced: When you break it and put it back, and get the hell out of there, before it gets discovered by the next fool!!
4. Biggest Frustration Ever Realized: To pick up something that was broken before you ever touched it. It fell apart in your hand.
Which leads you back to #1.
You know what? You are a Liar!!
Disclaimer: Forgive me Momma for saying LIE and fool.